ALERT!!!

I would like to issue a warning to the consumers of beer and other alcohol and party-related consumeties. Also, I would make a reccommendation for the producers of said yummy-in-the-tummy products.

WILL YOU DEAR-GOD-PRETTY-PLEASE print warnings on the containers saying something like: "May lead you thinking you can dance!" or "Is capable of making you belive you are a young and caucasian Michael Jackson. (oh wait, SATIRE!)

In any case, I had an awesome weekend, two parties in a row and just one heck of a time.
Now I'm going to bed. I am sleepy, and my legs hurt.