When people have too much sugar and a lot on their minds:

Here is an excerpt from my MSN conversation with a well-articulated friend of mine, I was overenergetic, and he... well... he was his own, loving, besserwisser self.

Enjoy:


ME: -Moe, the bartender in the Simpsons, is Dutch
-he even wore wooden shoes,
-Badass dude
-(of course, he is dutch afterall!)
(at this point he as not answered me in 20 WHOLE seconds.
-PLEASE give me attention,
-I am high on sugar and low on people to interact with!
-Oh, well screw off then

Friend:
-Hahahaha no kidding
-I knew he was dutch

Me:
Wow?

Friend:
-lol

-That's kinda old news

Me:
-...
-Kinda like YOU
-ZING
Friend:
-Just like the fact that Bart's voice is done by a woman
Me:
-I knew that
Friend:
Ok we're done talking now
Me:
-Cowabunga
Friend:
-You're like class in July
-Damnit!
-You're like school in July!
-No class! x)
Me:
-aaaah, got some lotion? cause that BURNS
Friend:
-lol
Me:
-But however much I enjoy trading insults and verbally jousting, I think I will bury the hatchet (for now)
Friend:
-Goodgood
Me:
-In addition, I am blogging
(yes, I whore my blog around A LOT)
-Topic of the day: Obscene foodstuffs.
Friend:
-LOL
Me;
-In norway we eat boiled sheephead
-Got some tasty Dutch stuff?
-Sausage is also kinda nasty, squished pig entrails stuffed into an... intestine?
Friend
-Do I even wánt to know what brought that idea in your head?
Me:
-What are those long slimy things called, you should know, you fiddle around in them all day,
-Entrails?
Friend:
-Not sure...
-Try www.dictionary.com
Me:
My internet sucks a chipmunk through a windscreen right now, sorry
Friend:
-That would hurt...
Me:
-For a second or so, yes :)
Friend:
-lol
Me:
-Did you know a decapitated head is consious for 10 seconds after being removed from the body?
-... that severely creeps me out
Friend:
-Yeah I know
-Did you know a decapitated chicken moves for more than 10 secs?
(He's a vet-student, so he knows these things...)
Me:
-One actually lived for several weeks...
-don't they need their brain??)
-If you answer "No, kinda like you" now, I'm gonna head down south and hit you once
-ONCE
-!
Friend:
-Haha okay: No, kinda like you
Me:
-Darn!
Friend:
-Come on, bring it! Do your worst!!! :D
Me:
-Ohohoho! Time for payback!
Friend:
-I mean as soon as you come over you'll be blinded by the good beer and dutch girls so it's okay
Me:
-... You know me to well...